Is there a way to divorce your family? Because I would be honestly interested. They are a difficult lot of people, and I can’t stand the extra stress that they pump into my life year after year. As a young child, I know I was blissfully unaware of what nightmares they are. However, as adulthood approached, I began to realize that this is not how other families act. They seem to honestly care about and respect each other, and I have no idea what that’s all about. My family is typically at each other’s throats, complaining that no one is a nice clan member and asking for more favors! Just recently, my Grandma asked for a pretty big one when he asked me to teach his how computers work. Well, that’s a pretty long technical lesson just to be able to adjust your control unit. You see, my uppity aged Grandma got it in his head that he honestly needed an replaced heating plan and smart control device to match. There was nothing wrong with his heater, but his neighbors got radiant heated flooring so clearly he needed it too. Similarly, his aged control device was fantastic and he even knew how to operate the temperature control system, but one of the boys from Bridge Club just had hers replaced with a smart home control unit, so now Grandma had to have it. The only trouble is, he has no idea how iphones, tablets, or even PCs work. She has no clue how to change his smart control device or augment the indoor air temperature. Instead of doing it herself, she’s decided I will be his personal temperature slave. Now he calls me every few hours to make all his temperature demands come tplot from my own cellphone.