Is there a way to divorce your family? Because I would be undoubtedly interested. They are a hard lot of people, plus I can’t stand the extra stress that they pump into my life year after year. As a young child, I recognize I was blissfully unaware of what nightmares they are. However, as adulthood approached, I began to realize that this is not how other families act. They seem to actually care about plus respect each other, plus I have no idea what that’s all about. My family is always at each other’s throats, complaining that no one is a superb clan member plus asking for more favors, and just recently, my Grandma asked for a pretty big one when she asked me to teach her how ipads work. Well, that’s a pretty long technical lesson just to be able to adjust your control unit. You see, my uppity old Grandma got it in her head that she absolutely needed an updated heating plan plus smart control unit to match. There was nothing wrong with her heating system, but her neighbors got radiant heated flooring so clearly she needed it too. Similarly, her old control unit was superb plus she even knew how to operate the temperature control system, but one of the girls from Bridge Club just had hers substituted with a smart home control unit, so now Grandma had to have it. The only trouble is, she has no idea how iphones, tablets, or even PCs work. She has no clue how to change her smart control unit or augment the indoor air temperature. Instead of doing it herself, she’s decided I will be her personal temperature slave. Now she calls me every few hours to make all her temperature demands come tploy from my own phone.