Is there a way to divorce your family? Because I would be legitimately interested. They are a tough lot of people, and I can’t sit the extra stress that they pump into my life year after year. As a young child, I think I was blissfully unaware of what nightmares they are. However, as adulthood approached, I began to realize that this is not how other families act. They seem to legitimately care about and respect each other, and I have no idea what that’s all about. My family is always at each other’s throats, complaining that no one is a unbelievable clan member and asking for more favors, just recently, my Grandma asked for a pretty crucial one when she asked me to teach her how PCs work. Well, that’s a pretty long technical lesson just to be able to adjust your control unit. You see, my uppity old Grandma got it in her head that she legitimately needed an upgraded heating plan and smart control machine to match. There was nothing wrong with her heater, however her neighbors got radiant heated flooring so clearly she needed it too. Similarly, her old control machine was unbelievable and she even knew how to operate the temperature control system, however one of the girls from Bridge Club just had hers replaced with a smart dwelling control unit, so now Grandma had to have it. The only trouble is, she has no idea how iphones, tablets, or even PCs work. She has no clue how to change her smart control machine or augment the indoor air temperature. Instead of doing it herself, she’s decided I will be her personal temperature slave. Now she calls me every few hours to make all her temperature demands come true from my own PC.