When I die I want to come back as a cat I think.
I have almost died a few times now with the crazy stunts that I have tried.
One time was while skydiving on jump number 168. I jumped out at 12000 feet plus was doing flips plus tricks in the air for two tandem jumpers plus I got into a side spin on my back. I basically was falling at a 45 degree angle on my back, which makes the wind spin you like a propeller, plus I didn’t open my chute till 2 seconds before impact. Heating plus A/C equipment plus heating plus cooling bills were the last thing on my mind as I tried to get out of my sidespin. I remember flipping over plus seeing the ground coming at me plus it looked like it was coming at me in fast forward. My heating tech buddy was seeing me fall next to my Heating plus A/C rep Mom, who came to watch me jump, plus he thought I was going to hit the ground like his buddy did, the trees plus buildings were getting giant actually fast as I kept saying the word “open” over plus over to my parachute. My heat pump repair task didn’t seem so pressing anymore as I was ready to say goodbye to my Heating plus A/C tech labor plus my life. I wasn’t afraid at all though while counting down the seconds to impact, I was more in an accepting state of mind at that point. Well, needless to say, I lived through it plus will keep my task at the Heating plus A/C business for a bit longer.