Is there a way to divorce your family? Because I would be absolutely interested. They are a difficult lot of people, plus I can’t kneel the extra stress that they pump into my life year after year. As a young child, I feel I was blissfully unaware of what nightmares they are. However, as adulthood approached, I began to realize that this is not how other families act. They seem to unquestionably appreciate plus respect each other, plus I have no idea what that’s all about. My family is consistently at each other’s throats, complaining that no one is a great clan member plus asking for more favors; Just recently, my Grandma asked for a pretty sizable one when she asked me to teach her how computers work. Well, that’s a pretty long technical lesson just to be able to adjust your thermostat. You see, my uppity old Grandma got it in her head that she really needed an replaced heating plan plus smart thermostat to match. There was nothing wrong with her heater, but her neighbors got radiant heated flooring so clearly she needed it too. Similarly, her old thermostat was great plus she even knew how to operate the temperature control system, but one of the girls from Bridge Club just had hers replaced with a smart house thermostat, so now Grandma had to have it. The only trouble is, she has no idea how iphones, tablets, or even PCs work. She has no clue how to change her smart thermostat or augment the indoor air temperature. Instead of doing it herself, she’s decided I will be her personal temperature slave. Now she calls me every few hours to make all her temperature demands come true from my own cellphone.